Brothers

My Oldest Brother
I dream of buying a BMW M5 and parking it outside his house late at night. I would leave the title and $20,000 in cash in the glove box. The next day I messenger him the keys and a note that the title and repair fees are in the glove box.

I'm supposed to dogsit for he and his wife in a couple of weeks. They are leaving their car for me to use and I was thinking about how I'd like to leave that car for my brother when it occurred to me that their current car is damaged and how cool would it be to replace that car? Oh, hey! I could give their current car to my friend M! Her car is running down and she could use a new car and theirs is 1) a station wagon - which she could use space-wise in her job and also 2) a diesel, which she could convert to bio-diesel and possibly get free fuel! How cool would that be!

Then I would take her car and see if I could get an electric engine installed in it (by some private group or something). That would be cool. (My friend might actually want it back if that were the case.)

My Next-Oldest Brother
Yesterday I was thinking about taking some money out of the bank but there were no branches where I was. One bank I saw was Wachovia, which is this brother's bank. "Wouldn't it be great," I thought, "if I could just walk into his bank and deposit $40,000 in his account?"

I changed it to $4,000 because I thought about taxes and then I thought: "What the fuck, just put $40,000 in there and let him deal with the taxes." Even better, I would deposit $40,000 once a week for three weeks and not say anything to him and let him deal with the mind explosion.

My Younger Brother
I think I might send him $500 - $1,000 a month but no more. I would send it to his wife and let her spend it on bills or their children.

My Sister
She lives in a very expensive part of the country. I think I would buy her a house. Maybe.